I.T Man
Won’t you give me a call back
if you can
I’m feeling too goddamn
jolly
I have to make a decision
but need to hear your derision
about what a dumbass I am
Life ain’t as easy for us, you see
Who lack your superiority
My job is to input data
something simple anyone can do
my tasks are few
I just don’t understand why
I have to figure out something new
to input the same “I owe you”
three times a week
and leave a voicemail
with a customer on the line
My existence is symbiotic functionality
masquerading as productivity
with others annoyed with
the inconsequence of others
I am just a tool
trying to play by the rules
but policies keep changing
without any explaining
and the devices I use
are always breaking
It wouldn't be all so painstaking
if all the problems I am facing
didn't come with the words
“what the fuck did you do?”
