The Fart Poem

Photorealistic image of a disheveled middle-aged man in a dirty bathrobe typing at a cluttered desk surrounded by laundry, papers, and dishes, with a caption that reads “Successfully completed another chapter!”

Remembering Thomas Disch

It cannot be 
that I am still hungry

My stomach has teeth.

It is a cauldron that bubbles,
with gases gurgling
and bubbling for relief

with a vacuous, mirthful flutter,
and a wild roar
followed by a soft mutter,

My nose vaporizes moons,
watering my eyes with grief


* Written while reflecting on Thomas Disch's book, The Castle of Indolence, about poets' laziness.

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